twoapennything

Today my job required me to carry a half-drunk bottle of SKOL vodka through the lobby of my building, while wearing full body armor.

I'm just sayin'.

( || SPEAKING OF HIGH FASHION . . . PROJECT RUNWAY & JANICE DICKINSON'S MODELING AGENCY || )

And my TV evening wouldn't have been complete without Gordon Ramsey vomiting loudly and with much gusto.