It Was a Cold and Snowy Morning . . .

When I left the house this morning I FOUND A DEAD PIGEON FROZEN TO MY WINDSHIELD!!!! Not only that, but it was not in one piece. I had to chip it off my windshield with my ice scraper. Then, I ran the wipers and feathers went everywhere. Y'all know how I feel about pigeons. *pukes*

Beat that Monday bullshit, mofos!!!!