It Was a Cold and Snowy Morning . . .

[twoapennything]

When I left the house this morning I FOUND A DEAD PIGEON FROZEN TO MY WINDSHIELD!!!! Not only that, but it was not in one piece. I had to chip it off my windshield with my ice scraper. Then, I ran the wipers and feathers went everywhere. Y'all know how I feel about pigeons. *pukes*

Beat that Monday bullshit, mofos!!!!

Comments

[tartpants.livejournal.com]

But it's not even been that cold these last few days. *blinks*

[twoapennything.livejournal.com]

Very true, but it was frozen there anyway. I was parked under my tree. I have no logical explanation!

[sundancekid.livejournal.com]

:( That's really awful and also really funny.

[twoapennything.livejournal.com]

It was totally appalling-yet-funny, so I decided to share it with everyone!

[longtimegone]

*DIES LAUGHING*

THAT WOULD ONLY BE BETTER IF THERE WAS A ROACH IN ITS MOUTH WHEN IT DIED.

And dude, you scraped it off with an icepick? that is both hardcore and ew.

[twoapennything.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG A ROACH!!!! *dies laughing* God, you KILL ME!!!! :))

Well, not an ice PICK, but an ice scraper -- a device which you, as a Southerner, may not be familiar with...

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

Omg ... I dunno if I should laugh or not!

Yuck!

[twoapennything.livejournal.com]

Yes, please do laugh! I thought it was funny, once I was done with my initial freak-out, LOL!

It was totally yuck ;p~~~

[sisterpandora.livejournal.com]

It was just Christian's way of saying hello. Really!

[anamirza.livejournal.com]

That's got my Monday beat! I was just late and hungry.

What a bizarre start to your week.

[pumagrrl.livejournal.com]

Don Pigeone was behind it. It was probably the remains of someone who had been disloyal to him ...

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Ew! Eweweweweeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Poor you!

[piperki.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Pigeon parts FTW!

[evil-erato.livejournal.com]

That is both horrifying and hysterical, all at the same time. :)) Sorry it happened to you, but that? That is an awesome story. :D

[roguebitch.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!!!

*dies laughing*

I know I shouldn't laugh at your trauma, but seriously, what are the odds?