It Was a Cold and Snowy Morning . . .

[twoapennything]

When I left the house this morning I FOUND A DEAD PIGEON FROZEN TO MY WINDSHIELD!!!! Not only that, but it was not in one piece. I had to chip it off my windshield with my ice scraper. Then, I ran the wipers and feathers went everywhere. Y'all know how I feel about pigeons. *pukes*

Beat that Monday bullshit, mofos!!!!

Comments

[longtimegone]

*DIES LAUGHING*

THAT WOULD ONLY BE BETTER IF THERE WAS A ROACH IN ITS MOUTH WHEN IT DIED.

And dude, you scraped it off with an icepick? that is both hardcore and ew.

[twoapennything.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG A ROACH!!!! *dies laughing* God, you KILL ME!!!! :))

Well, not an ice PICK, but an ice scraper -- a device which you, as a Southerner, may not be familiar with...